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Wer auch immer der Autor ist, ihm/ihr gebhrt mein Respekt... ;)
You'll need to see the series Neon Genesis Evangelion and the movie to understand most of this song
(Talking)
May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,
will the real slim shinji please stand up, I repeat will the real
slim shinji please stand up.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a angel before
jaws all on the floor
like good and evil just burst in the door
and started whoopin their ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing morals all over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just kill who I think he did,
did he?"
and God said...
nothing you idiots, God's dead
It's locked in NERV's bassment
insecure kids love Ikari
chicka chicka chicka slim Shinji,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, prayin' for you know what
flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so cute though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in Misato's bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna grow a giant Rei and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for my dad to make a god out of a goose
My heart is in your teeth, My heart is on your teeth
and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little bleed
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a Lillith's Egg is
of course they're gonna know what 2'nd Impact is
by the time they hit 2015
they got the discovery channel, dont they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well, some of us Angels
who kill masses of people like n^2 missles
but if we can kill with pistols and missles
then there's no reason that Shinji and an Angel can't rough it up
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Rei-kun wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so won't the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so won't the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
(Verse 2)
Kaji don't have to save the world to feel speacial
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about my granny
half of you friends can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to my other half
shit,Guendo better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Asuka and Rei (hurts)
and hear em argue over who I didn't deserve first
little bitch, spilled coffee all over me
"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's gonna kill me, hee hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
and then dump her in a lake full of l.c.d.
I'm sick of you c.i.a. and seele groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who de-press like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
(Verse 3)
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you say when your feelin' like suicide
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you slackers out there
then you wonder how can
I just let them boot me and shoot me
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home doubting
philosiphizing nurses asses when my self ahsteem's fallen
and I'm fightin' but this whole bag of instant morale isn't working
in every single person there's a slim shinji lurkin
he could be workin at burger king, pshyco-analizin' your onion rings
or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real shinji please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause I'm Slim Shinji, yes, I'm the real Shinji
all you other Slim Shinji's are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shinji please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
(Talking)
haha guess it's a slim shinji in all of us........ fuck it let's all stand up
-Lyrics by Eminem, Spoofed by Shoten.
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The Real Slim Shinji
